#it would've at LEAST been a good game.
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GO CHIEFS GO!
#not ikesen#superbowl#i have. SUCH beef. with the eagles#my dad and my man are both eagles fans and they were clowning me the whole 49ers eagles game#like um....... okay?#are you proud?#is this how you wanted to win?#we literally don't have a quarterback.......#we were gonna put cmc--our RUNNING BACK--in because we were so desperate#look. nobody was actively expecting the 49ers to win against the eagles#but if purdy didn't tear his ucl#it would've at LEAST been a good game.#we might've lost but it would've been a good game#and then devonta smith totally catching out of bounds and forcing the game along before 49ers could challenge it?#gimme a break. he totally knew he wouldn't win that challenge#it was a dirty game even before we lost all our qbs#the eagles play dirty and fight nasty and my mental health absolutely rides on whether the chiefs win or not#this game will change the foundations of who i am as a person#(jokes. i'm being a drama queen)
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rainbow moon :]
#my art#daycare attendant#moondrop#dca fandom#i just wanted to use this cool rainbow pen i made tbh#but then it started looking rlly good so i was like 'oh i could post this..'#moon's design is so pretty genuinely.... i wish they at least got to keep the glowing pants in game#bc like.. being able to see moon flying through the air in the nighttime mode.. with all the pretty lights + glowing star pants???#that would've been so pretty#i know it's supposed to be a horror game but the environmental art and design is fucking gorgeous in this game!!!!#sometimes when im playing the game i just gotta stop and look at everything... its nice#this isnt technically a game accurate dca but its my acc so i get to post whatever i want ok???#plus this is a doodle that i wasnt even planning on posting.... but anyway uhh more game accurate art coming soon 👍
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fellas it has been three months since the beach episode and thinking about neil and eva in any capacity still makes me ILL
#the beach episode came out right after i lost someone very dear to me so it hit extra hard#every line of dialogue in that final scene cut to my core#it's not even just neil's death for me#it's the way he pushed away his father and his friends and his literal soulmate in both a platonic and a romantic sense all his life#in order to avoid hurting them when he passed and in the process ended up hurting them way more bc if they'd been close#they'd at least have memories with him to look back on when they missed him and could find comfort in said memories#but bc he never let people get close to him he left his loved ones with nothing to remember him by except for the way he distanced himself#HE AND EVA COULD'VE LIVED A HAPPY LIFE TOGETHER#EVEN IF THEY DIDN'T END UP DATING THEY COULD'VE MADE BEAUTIFUL MEMORIES TOGETHER AND BEEN EVEN CLOSER IF HE HADN'T BEEN AN IDIOT#THEY. COULD'VE. HAD. THEIR. GARDEN.#and sure there's many messages meant to be taken away from their story and it was always meant to end tragically#but that doesn't mean i have to be content about it#PRESS ESC TO LEAVE???? WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT ENOUGH#idk man. would this have emotionally scarred me this much if i hadn't been (and still am ofc) grieving irl? maybe not.#but i was and we'll never know the answer to that question#what hurts more is i played all the other ttm games before my loved one died#and you know what one of my very last memories of him was?#him hanging out with our family in our living room while i showed my sister the first ttm game#so yeah i think these games are gonna haunt me forever. fun.#i mean i think they would've anyway#you can't play a game series with an overarching storyline this intricately woven and music this good and characters this complex#and then NOT think about it forever#anyway i like these games a lot#they impacted me more than any piece of fiction ever has and as someone whose whole personality revolves around stories that's saying A LOT#to the moon#ttm beach episode#rosawatts
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the only reason i got into l&ds so late was because God knew I'd be insufferable if I got a single card from the misty invasion event
#forcing everyone i know to listen to my rambling about the game#sometimes it's not even intentional it just slips into the conversation and i can hear the mental sigh they just heaved#i think about hidden motive at least once a day. imagining how much worse it would've been if I actually had it#the sweet touch of domesticity mixed in with the steaminess AAAAAAAAAAA#“do i look like I can work right now?” good HEAVENS#yes i just wanted to talk about hidden motive#the way zayne's got me in a chokehold rn. please.
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i really do hate jjk
#i just can't quit this fucking fandom#but i hate this series now#like the core narrative issues drive me insane#everyone deserved better#especially yuuji deserved better#the culling games is such a pointless??? arc???#that stalls progression of both the narrative and yuuji's character development#i know everyone's loving the new chapter but honestly i dont think its earned#i think gege skipped the best time he had to actually allow sukuna and yuuji time to breathe as characters#but its more than that#nothing about the culling games narratively leads into this finale#its a complete waste of space#everything about this feels so unearned becuase gege also didn't give anyone except like...nanami's death time to breathe#and don't get me started on nobara#gojo's death i would've been fine with if he hadn't played it as shock value#that's not even the thing that made me nope out#it was choso's death#and the immediate whiplash to todo's entrance#which was so fucking infuriating#like at least when nobara died we got time to sit with that and for yuuji to have feelings before todo came in#but here its like oh no are you sad well NOT ANYMORE look its TODO#to the complete BULLSHIT that was yutajo#i love tragedy but tragedy needs to say something#its gotta be worth it#this just feels like pointless nihilistic bullshit#and that's what im not here for#it makes me mad when gege writes good character interactions now because its like#we could've had this the whole time#you're so good at this#but you just fucking refuse to
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🎃 trick or treat 🎃
You get a long snippet (act surprised):
Roy flipped to a page at random:
'Ah, la belle dame sans merci who lived in his heart, made known to him in transitory fading splendor by dark eyes in the Ritz-Carlton, by a shadowy glance from a passing carriage in the Bois de Boulogne!'
The book Ted had given Roy had started with, ‘It was a dark and stormy night.’
“Oi!” Jamie started, sitting up to give Roy a concerned frown. “This one isn’t the first in the series.”
Roy shrugged. “Doesn’t matter. They’re all supposed to be self-contained stories. Don’t think I’ve ever met a person who read Wodehouse in order.”
Mollified, Jamie settled back into the cushions with Roy’s book, seemingly unaware of the puzzle Roy was rotating in his head.
Within the first few pages, he had a good idea what Ted intended by giving Jamie this particular book. He also couldn’t help but notice that he’d been given a book fit for his six-year-old niece, and Sam had been given Ender’s Game, and somehow Jamie had been the unlucky bastard with a reading assignment that would make any university student want to stick pencils in their eyes.
Also Anthony Patch was a posh rich twat.
#trick or treat asks#ask game#snippets#partway through suffering through The Beautiful and The Damned and BOY HOWDY DO I HAVE OPINIONS ON THIS BEING JAMIE'S BOOK#i tried to find you something fluffy but instead I found this and I am having STRONG FEELINGS ABOUT IT#anyways the fluffy part is that Roy spends a good chunk of time trying to find A Book for Jamie#partly to undo a little of what Ted did (and he does not even know the whole of THAT yet)#and partly because he has assigned himself Coach Homework to work out what he would've done in Ted's situation#and partly because jamie struggling to finish this stupid book is excruciating to watch. because jamie is not enjoying the book like at all#so here roy has literally just. traded him books. so Jamie can curl up on the couch with Wodehouse#and roy can suffer through the realistic disintegration of a relationship into emotional (and physical) domestic abuse and alcoholism#and like. ted couldn't have known. but wow wow wow this is not a light read#anyways#abuse mention cw#for the tags at least#roy kent#jamie tartt#fic: oh god you're gonna get it (you have not been given love)
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maybe some 10hour minecraft solo would fix me
#i dunno#im not sure why ive been all Eughh abt the server bf likes#part of it might be the New aspect of it and another part might be just how active it is and how many ppl are there#even tho im not like. ever direct or one on one with them its like#im at a party sort of#the chat is active too much and That. drains me a lot faster than i realize#so either a smaller server a Much smaller server or a solo world for a minute#would fix me#because i do want to minecraft#i miss it its good its nice it gives me something to do that i likely wouldn't ever get shamed for#(in this day and age... back in my day id get bullied in school about it)#(not usually by students but some did Judge me Heavily but mostly it was teachers who were like. 'video games are violenntt!!') but anyways#i wanna like the server bf likes so badly#but every single time i log on im like i cant find a good spot ever theres too many people and hhhh#so i log off of it pretty quickly even tho i Want. to like it#i jus dont think i caaann#and hi leo if ur reading this which i Hope you are <3#i would've told you this earlier. If i found out and unpacked this earlier but I'm only unpacking it now and at the time of#typing this i am so so so so SO sleepy and you are possibly just waking up or about to in an hour or so#so mwah mwah ily and such and gmmm#and im sorry if the short minecraft sessions felt Bad but it 10000% wasnt you#the uniqueness of that server js fun dont get me wrong but i dont think it can be like an All Time server for me#so make your own lil space there and ill pop in from time to time#if u want to at least#nya.txt#ow why cramps..#im nit bleeding or anything jus empty cramps bc i missed some shots oops#but its tolerable i just wnana sleeeeeepp
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Me vs FF14 part... 2?
It's taken me pretty much three full days of running from cutscene to cutscene. But I've finally reached Heavensward.
And like... on some level? I'm kind of offended?
Like, a part of me genuinely wants to replay the entire game from the start "as something else" (different main-class, different race, different starting-area, whichever), because the dungeon-queuing system is actually really fun when you start to Understand it.
As in, FF14 has somehow made an MMO that has almost eliminated the feeling that it is a level-grind? Partially? It's turned the whole thing into a surprisingly comfortable level of (limited, but genuine) social interaction.
To the point where even someone who isn't obsessively grind-focused like me, can genuinely enjoy themselves. Just queuing up for dungeons, Hunting some bounties, and-...
And then FF14 has so many fucking quests that it literally chokes the life out of the gameplay.
As an example, one of their biggest dungeon-draws (bcs high rewards) is a quest that almost everyone hates playing. Because doing that dungeon means watching literally eighteen minutes of unskippable cutscenes.
And that's with them having reduced the amount of cutscenes in that dungeon, because the players complained so much about them.
Like... I'd be perfectly happy replaying the game from the start with a different character, even knowing that leveling isn't some kind of pain-free thing. But the thought of having to restart the fucking Main-Quest? Of having to spend literal days just running back-and-forth to cutscenes?
I'm currently feeling a bit burned-out as a result of the binge I went on to get here, but I'm pretty damn sure that I wouldn't replay this fucking thing even if you paid me for it.
(And, of course, Heavensward also has a Main-Quest continuation that you have to follow. And now I'm not even allowed to fly everywhere to cut down on the "running back-and-forth"-part of my complaints. Not until they arbitrarily allow me to discover flight for the new areas, by going through even more of the Main-Quest.)
(Not to mention that now I have to go back and do even more Class-quests, with their own cutscenes, in order to unlock a bunch of skills.)
(I'm very fond of the "the church is evil because it doesn't let you fuck dragons"-meme, and I'm very much seeing it. But like... come the fuck on. Why is this MMO a feature-length movie-series? Why can't I just play the game and have fun?)
#and yes. i'm very much aware that ''you can do anything with one character''#bcs everyone gets one (1) race-changing potion. and classes can be switched out super-easily. but that's not the point.#video games#ff14#rants#personal stuff#also like... i'm unemployed and waiting for my classes to begin a few weeks from now. i have INFINITE free-time.#and i still feel like ff14 is actively trying to waste my time by ''telling a story'' that should be in a single-player game.#... actually. that'd explain a lot. did the writers of this game learn to write from single-player games?#is that why there are so many cutscenes and minor characters to constantly juggle? did nobody tell them that they were making an MMO?#(the feeling of going ''all-in'' on the genuineness in the cutscenes even when it's corny as shit? good.)#(being forced to sit through cutscene after cutscene instead of actually playing the game? bad.)#like... even just the dungeon-cutscenes? to some degree it's expected that you SHOULD skip them? bcs you're making others wait?#(and during the Raids. that means outright being left behind. ain't nobody stopping for anyone.)#so you're losing a massive bit of story-telling. bcs it's trying to tell that story in the WORST place.#it's a good story? i guess? but it's so fucking inconvenient to _play the game around_ that it feels more like a chore than an adventure.#and in a single-person game? i think it'd be great. maybe not entirely my kettle of fish. but genuinely good. but as an MMO?#like i get that a lot of it has been added onto it over the span of YEARS and that ppl playing it since launch would've been desperate#for new content. despite how the amount of content seems incredibly overwhelming for new players.#but jesus fuck. at least let people wanting to start a new character to just... skip the fucking thing? they've already seen it once.#* nevermind. they thought of that. they're selling ''story-skip''-potions for 10$. wow. just... wow.
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alright this is so annoying and disappointing because -obviously i cant know for sure, but- it feels like something happened to change their minds :/ which would be just sad
#i knowwwwwww im just being dramatic but this game is so close to being the perfect game#(well you know not Perfect perfect but.)#a good dlc + a definitive version or something would've been just incredible imo#well... i hope the patches wont stop for a good while at least </3#but still in terms of business perspective no dlc for the goty is so baffling to me it doesn't make sense in my head rn#and to think of all the content that feels like was cut but could still be incorporated into the game like#idk how to elaborate my brain is kinda fuzzy rn sorry#anyway this is my cue to finally get into divinity ig? lol#it's still exciting to look forward to new games where they can possibly build upon this system/engine but also like#it feels too early to abandon such a huge game idk 😭 anyway im shutting up lmao#bg3#rants
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what’re your thoughts on live action zelda movie? i assume they’re not positive !
so glad you asked! my plans for the premiere will be a suicide bombing at nintendo hq! hope this answered your question!
#I think it's a bad idea lol#I think zelda is not a good franchise to try and adapt to a movie format in general#because it's very much a story that uses the fact it's a video game to TELL the story. so putting it in a different medium changes that#and that isn't to say that an adaptation can never change things about what it's adapting in fact the mark of a good adaptation#is often knowing when and where and what to change and how#but soooo much of zelda and it's appeal and storytelling comes from the fact it's a video game. so I can't imagine liking it as a movie#and then nothing about it is inspiring confidence#I think if they absolutely HADDD to adapt loz. it should've been animated. loz is a franchise where the art direction is really important#so. taking that away is. a choice#and then the movie is being directed by the guy who directed the fucking MAZE RUNNER MOVIESSSSS😭😭😭#and those are. well the quality is. tbf the fact that the maze runner is just not amazingly well written was working against that too#but still#the only possible saving graces are A. the guy said his aims are something to the effect of a live action ghibli movie#I don't have much faith in that being successful but at least he's trying?#and B. I will say the fact it's live action means they're probably going to TRY to take the story seriously??#if it was animated they probably would've treated it like the mario movie which would've been SOOO bad#ultimately though I think best case scenario is a mediocre movie we forget about#and worst case scenario it makes history with other well known godawful adaptations#yes im gonna hate it yes I will be watching it. unfortunately. I need to see how this turns out#ask#supercoolswampert#hi hanaan!#loz#loz movie
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LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOO
*V1 voice* [LITERALLY SEETHING]
#TAKE THAT CYNO AHA#(pretty sure he would've killed me next round because of pyro/dendro gkjgflk)#part of me is like i won't bother putting this in main tags because not much happens but tumblr will do it anyways through keyword search so#genshin impact#spark's genshin adventures#spark talks about nothing of relevance#been a while since i played genshin because i'm a bit burnt out on SO MANY GAME RELEASES AND UPDATES ATM#but windblume event was nice. i like collei and sucrose's serious conversation about social anxiety#i can't really speak on it coming from at LEAST someone undiagnosed but it reads like both of them are on the autism spectrum?#like collei always has to plan out conversations in her head and can't adapt easily (which same actually tbh)#and sucrose hyperfixates on her research and finds it hard to reach out past that#i wasn't expecting that kind of deep dive but it's interesting. i'm glad the two of them get along!#imo i guessed they'd be good friends from the start of the event. they have a lot in common#god i wish kaeya showed up more though. though i still have the new dain quest to do so!#also noelle is getting the pretty claymore regardless on if it's good for her. it's what she deserves <3
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I was wondering why Apep's boss theme sounded so familiar, like I was having heavy nostalgia trying to figure it out, but it reminds me of something from Kingdom Hearts, which I haven't played in so, so long!! Like especially the parts that involve the flute and clarinet??
omg y'all didn't know but I used to play the clarinet in middle school and grade nine, and we had to put on a little performance once, and I played one of the OSTs from the second game ksdjfsldgslk thinking about it kinda gets me cringy BUT it's a core memory where the aftermath of the performance unfortunately made me not want to play it anymore......... it's such a shame.
#ahhhhhh i was REALLY good at playing the clarinet. and the piano. i really hate myself for giving them both up.#guitar? not so much. i hated playing the guitar.#i have a clarinet saved into my amazon wishlist so i can buy one again bc i would love to relearn it.#ahhh yknow i always say how boring and mundane my life has always been??#at least that's what its always felt like from my perspective; i don't really change my routine and maybe that's why#BUT i have actually been blessed enough to experience SO MUCH in my life around all the bad things?#and when i was a teenager i think i really took that for granted. especially when it came to my health.#the fact that i dropped the clarinet mid-grade nine ended up being that awful culmination of the bad things i had to experience#but in hindsight i think if i continued to force myself to play it and/or the piano i would've ended up hating both of them.#my love for either won't ever go away nor will it decrease anymore (which i'm also grateful for)#and hopefully one day i WILL get back into the clarinet#but i'm grown enough now to put certain things into perspective that i can control the bad things that can happen to me or my health#so thinking about all the memories of playing that instrument when things were still good...... that's also an honour for me to hold onto.#now my favourite game has so many songs that has the clarinet in it and that really makes me so happy.#hahaha idk if this was all just random rambling but....... it made me happy to talk about and reminisce on.#:)#✦ nc vb.
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i really like the concept and atmosphere of zoochosis - it should be great - but it just falls a little short somehow. it feels like it has all the right ingredients but was sent out a bit too undercooked. you know
#the buildup is really weirdly paced i think is one of the major issues for me#it sort of starts off slow but then after a point immediately goes to 100 and stays there#which makes the 100 less impactful and scary#a slower buildup of weird behaviours & visuals before it goes to complete mutation would've made more sense#and it's too short which relates to the pacing#they needed more animals per game and more gradual steps up in weirdness with each one#and it's a shame bc i genuinely think the concept is really good and the atmosphere is good you can tell the idea was there#and could've been really great . but the ingredients just weren't prepared quite right to bring the best of it. imo at least#text
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I love giving wizards barbarian weapons in souls games. "ooh I bet that guy's gonna use a rapier or a dagger" enchanted nail bat.
#ignore the existence of the moonlight greatsword as an obligatory int weapon in every game#giant ass sword has never looked right on an int build.#at least in Elden Ring there's other sword sorceries and a knight aesthetic associated with magic#and it has more to it that makes it in line with sorcery while also having a smidge of a faith vibe#Elden ring sadly doesn't have a nailbat. But you do have the stone club. And a cleaver as well#regular battle axe also would've been good now that I think about it
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love when a proprietary program is straight up unusable. the company said this is our super special software that you simply must use for our super special products and we are proud to say its complete dogshit ❤ we appreciate your unwilling brand loyalty
#this is currently about origins and how ive been waiting literal hours for a 10 minute wait time with EA help#but its also about itunes on windows. which is an embarrassing level of laggy like i would be ashamed if that was my program#and origins doesnt even WORK anymore. they have a garbage update that fails and instead want you to install EA play#fuck you man. at least peddle your garbage with pride#i would've gotten it on steam but this was before it was available there. even though it was 3 years after the game came out#sorry its late im sick im at my limit#while writing this the EA help guy who it took me 3 hours to get on with did fix my account problem so thats something#thank you Vaibhavi you are the only good thing about this company#em.chats
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THE GODS SMILE UPON ME I HAVE BEEN BLESSED
#for context i have been trying on and off to get this for the entire season#i had to get to hard pity for it#it has SUCH a nice effect#and it goes rlly well with fluorite (the skin i have for lily)#idk maybe that's just bc they're both pink but still#i got this accessory as a reward for three really fucking good photographer games in a row#at least that's what i choose to think#i would've actually fucking uninstalled if i got orpheus's accessory tbh#reblog#idv#identity v
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